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Posted on 31st Jul at 1:00 PM, with 186,216 notes

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

Posted on 31st Jul at 9:20 AM, with 142,059 notes

hairandglasses:

“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

Posted on 31st Jul at 5:40 AM, with 211,143 notes

actionables:

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

she has no favorite type of coordination because she has died RIP Whitney

Posted on 30th Jul at 4:40 PM, with 49,034 notes

hannahbpacious:

Harry Potter Inspired Illustrations

A series of “artifacts” from the wizarding world (and extremely fun commission!).

"Harry Potter Artifacts; Books 1-7," ink and watercolor, 2013.

Posted on 30th Jul at 9:20 AM, with 268,502 notes

kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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Posted on 30th Jul at 5:40 AM, with 298,333 notes

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

Posted on 29th Jul at 9:36 PM, with 383,944 notes

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

Posted on 29th Jul at 6:04 PM, with 397,662 notes

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

Posted on 29th Jul at 6:04 PM, with 146 notes
theyellowbrickroad:

This guy sent me a long horrible movie idea that was about him and his friends getting drunk and skiing and he’s very upset i didn’t reply

theyellowbrickroad:

This guy sent me a long horrible movie idea that was about him and his friends getting drunk and skiing and he’s very upset i didn’t reply

Posted on 29th Jul at 5:45 PM, with 138,242 notes

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Posted on 29th Jul at 5:20 PM, with 161,565 notes
whisperingghosts:

stardogchampion:

Sean Bean is the fucking man.

It left out the part where he was defending a female friend from a creep in the fight and how he used a first aid kit to stitch up his own stab wound.

whisperingghosts:

stardogchampion:

Sean Bean is the fucking man.

It left out the part where he was defending a female friend from a creep in the fight and how he used a first aid kit to stitch up his own stab wound.

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